This shot was taken at 7:19am. A slice of pizza is part of a healthy breakfast no?.
“FUCK HER RIGHT IN HER PUSSY!!”
- An American Hero
“Janice Rossi is a whore!”
- Karen Hill
So what did we learn last night?. #SuperBowlRecap
Top notch defense wins ball games, period (Reference Super Bowl XXV if you’re confused about this)
For last night’s game, the role of the New England Patriots were played by the Denver Broncos.
Richard Sherman haters still don’t get it, & unbeknownst to them, hate him for no valid reason. By the way, a sprained ankle isn’t ‘karma’, it’s you reaching. Got that?. I’m sure that ring lessens the pain…ALOT.
The Bruno Mars Halftime show made me think FOX decided to broadcast “Streets of Fire” instead.
I thought I won big last night, when in fact, I forgot to press ‘submit’. Who want’s to kill himself more than me right now?.
8pts…aww, how cute.
That is all.
Now all I need is a Toyota Tercel to put this in and off to the future I go!
This is why I love NYC.
The T-shirt says “Cool Story Babe, Now go fix me a sandwich”
….this grown ass man was all of 4’9’, seriously. If a sandwich is fixed I’d hope the woman puts it at the very center of the table. “Good luck retrieving your meal Pesci”
Just so you know, it’s located in Woodbury N.J.
The Fucking Catalina Hotel!!…I’m sure they have wine mixers on there too.